Give it a try: Bittner Rap |
"Ala hopp" | (the thing Erik Simon said when there was too much talk and not enough action - fragment is sped up) | |||||
"Bit-bittner" | (Michael Bittner) | |||||
Nose blowing | (Richard Karsmakers) | |||||
At ten or eleven, he walks in | ||||||
His name is Bittner, his face is a grin | ||||||
Ready to code and ready to freak | ||||||
Apart from curses he doesn't speak | ||||||
Assembler here, assembler there | ||||||
He can do it anywhere | ||||||
Games and tools, more to do | ||||||
He's the one to see it through | ||||||
Coding and coding, for the ultimate clash | ||||||
Coding and coding, but the programs crash | ||||||
My name is Bittner Bittner! | ||||||
My name is Bittner Bittner! | ||||||
My name is Bittner Bittner! | ||||||
My name is Bittner | ||||||
"b-b-b-bit" | (maybe Michael Bittner) | |||||
"c-coding" | ||||||
"for the ultimate clash nein" | (Manuela Scholz, who was trying to pronounce "ultimate" properly, but had difficulty) | |||||
"c-c-c-c-coding" | ||||||
Erik's the name and he ain't small | ||||||
Two metres tall with beard and all | ||||||
The man with graphics that we all love | ||||||
That fit to each other just like a glove | ||||||
NeoChrome here, NeoChrome there | ||||||
He can draw things anywhere | ||||||
Sprites and screens, more to make | ||||||
But he can do it, no mistake | ||||||
Drawing and drawing, art is his thing | ||||||
Drawing and drawing, joy he will bring | ||||||
My name is Bittner Bittner! | ||||||
My name is Bittner Bittner! | ||||||
My name is Bittner Bittner! | ||||||
My name is Bittner | ||||||
"Coding and coding, for the ultimate clash" | (Christian Jungen) | |||||
"Ricola Schweizer Kräuterzucker" | (Christian Jungen is Swiss and Jochen Hippel often used to call him "Ricola" instead of Christian) | |||||
"Alter Simbel" | (Erik Simon, it's what Erik Simon used to say when you'd done something dumb. I always meant it be a mild insult - fragment is slowed down) | |||||
Chris is Swiss, just having fun | ||||||
An equal to him there will always be none | ||||||
His vector graphics are as fast can be | ||||||
The fastest graphics for all to see | ||||||
Vectors here, vectors there | ||||||
He can code them everywhere | ||||||
Lines and objects, more to write | ||||||
Makes them move at speed of light | ||||||
Vectors and vectors, he makes them be | ||||||
Vectors and vectors, with speed guarantee | ||||||
"coding" "coding" "vectors" | ("coding" is Christian Jungen, and "vectors" is a sped-up Erik Simon) | |||||
My name is Bittner Bittner! | ||||||
My name is Bittner Bittner! | ||||||
My name is Bittner Bittner! | ||||||
My name is Bittner | ||||||
"a-a-a-a-a ala hopp" | ||||||
"Alter Simbel" | ||||||
"coding" "coding" | ||||||
Dragons/Dungeons(?) to slay and dragons to save | ||||||
That's more work for Karsten the brave | ||||||
Sir Marillion in his dreams he'd like to be | ||||||
He would never from any monster flee | ||||||
Playing here, playing there | ||||||
He can play games everywhere | ||||||
Games and games, more to complete | ||||||
He can do without a cheat | ||||||
Playing and playing, there is no end | ||||||
Playing and playing, hours to spend | ||||||
"playing-p-playing" | (Manuela Scholz) | |||||
"playing-p-playing" | ||||||
My name is Bittner Bittner! | ||||||
My name is Bittner Bittner! | ||||||
My name is Bittner Bittner! | ||||||
My name is Bittner | ||||||
She's the heart of Thalion, she's the heart of all | ||||||
That sweet Manu, just cute and small | ||||||
Always there for everyone who is in need | ||||||
A lovely busybody that she is indeed | ||||||
Typing here, typing there | ||||||
She writes letters everywhere | ||||||
Call after call, another reply | ||||||
She does it nicely without no sigh | ||||||
"playing-p-playing" | (Manuela Scholz) | |||||
She does it really nicely... | ||||||
"for the ultimate clash nein" | ||||||
...our lovely sweet Manu! | ||||||
"p-playing" | (Manuela Scholz) | |||||
Phoning and phoning, all of the day | ||||||
Phoning and phoning, with no delay |
As a bit of a bonus, here's the lyrics to the Bittner Mix, which was part of the "Life's a Bitch"-demo by "The Lost Boys". The mix was obviously made by Jochen Hippel and served to inspire the track on the "Give it a Try" CD. Unless indicated otherwise, everything was spoken by the one and only, the man, the myth, the legend, Michael Bittner. One of the most modest (and most quiet) guys at Thalion. |
Bittner | ||||||
B-b-b-b-Bittner | ||||||
Michael Bittner | ||||||
B-b-b-b-Bittner | ||||||
My name is Bittner | ||||||
Ich glaube ich muss kotzen × 2 | ||||||
Burping | ||||||
Und weil's so schön ist × 3 | ||||||
Nochmal | ||||||
Burping | ||||||
Ich glaube ich muss kotzen | ||||||
Vomiting splashy sound | (from the first track of Mucky Pup's album "A Boy in a Man's World", "You Make me Sick") | |||||
Kein Fehler im Programm × 4 | ||||||
B-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bugs × 2 | ||||||
Bittner, Fressen, Pennen, buuurp | ||||||
Und weil's so schön ist | ||||||
Burp, burp | ||||||
Fressen, Pennen, Buurp | ||||||
Bittner, Michael b-b-Bittner | ||||||
B-b-Michael b-b-Bitt-burp | ||||||
B-b-Michael b-b-Bittner | ||||||
B-b-Michael b-b-Bitt-burp | ||||||
B-b-Michael b-b-Bittner | ||||||
Vomiting | ||||||
B-b-Michael b-b-Bitt-burp | ||||||
B-b-Michael b-b-Bittner | ||||||
B-b-Michael b-b-Bitt-burp | ||||||
B-b-Michael b-b-Bittner | ||||||
Vomiting splashy sound | ||||||
Sortof melody made of the beginning of the vomiting sounds | ||||||
My-my-my-my-my-my-my-my-name is.. | (and the track cycles back to the beginning) |
(Quelle & Richard Karsmakers)