Give it a try: Bittner Rap

 

"Ala hopp"           (the thing Erik Simon said when there was too much talk and not enough action - fragment is sped up)
"Bit-bittner"           (Michael Bittner)
Nose blowing           (Richard Karsmakers)
             
At ten or eleven, he walks in            
His name is Bittner, his face is a grin            
Ready to code and ready to freak            
Apart from curses he doesn't speak            
Assembler here, assembler there            
He can do it anywhere            
Games and tools, more to do            
He's the one to see it through            
             
Coding and coding, for the ultimate clash            
Coding and coding, but the programs crash            
             
My name is Bittner – Bittner!            
My name is Bittner – Bittner!            
My name is Bittner – Bittner!            
My name is Bittner            
             
"b-b-b-bit"           (maybe Michael Bittner)
"c-coding"            
"for the ultimate clash – nein"           (Manuela Scholz, who was trying to pronounce "ultimate" properly, but had difficulty)
"c-c-c-c-coding"            
             
Erik's the name and he ain't small            
Two metres tall with beard and all            
The man with graphics that we all love            
That fit to each other just like a glove            
NeoChrome here, NeoChrome there            
He can draw things anywhere            
Sprites and screens, more to make            
But he can do it, no mistake            
             
Drawing and drawing, art is his thing            
Drawing and drawing, joy he will bring            
             
My name is Bittner – Bittner!            
My name is Bittner – Bittner!            
My name is Bittner – Bittner!            
My name is Bittner            
             
"Coding and coding, for the ultimate clash"           (Christian Jungen)
"Ricola Schweizer Kräuterzucker"           (Christian Jungen is Swiss and Jochen Hippel often used to call him "Ricola" instead of Christian)
"Alter Simbel"           (Erik Simon, it's what Erik Simon used to say when you'd done something dumb. I always meant it be a mild insult - fragment is slowed down)
             
Chris is Swiss, just having fun            
An equal to him there will always be none            
His vector graphics are as fast can be            
The fastest graphics for all to see            
Vectors here, vectors there            
He can code them everywhere            
Lines and objects, more to write            
Makes them move at speed of light            
             
Vectors and vectors, he makes them be            
Vectors and vectors, with speed guarantee            
             
"coding" "coding" "vectors"           ("coding" is Christian Jungen, and "vectors" is a sped-up Erik Simon)
             
My name is Bittner – Bittner!            
My name is Bittner – Bittner!            
My name is Bittner – Bittner!            
My name is Bittner            
             
"a-a-a-a-a ala hopp"            
"Alter Simbel"            
"coding" "coding"            
             
Dragons/Dungeons(?) to slay and dragons to save            
That's more work for Karsten the brave            
Sir Marillion in his dreams he'd like to be            
He would never from any monster flee            
Playing here, playing there            
He can play games everywhere            
Games and games, more to complete            
He can do without a cheat            
             
Playing and playing, there is no end            
Playing and playing, hours to spend            
             
"playing-p-playing"           (Manuela Scholz)
"playing-p-playing"            
             
My name is Bittner – Bittner!            
My name is Bittner – Bittner!            
My name is Bittner – Bittner!            
My name is Bittner            
             
She's the heart of Thalion, she's the heart of all            
That sweet Manu, just cute and small            
Always there for everyone who is in need            
A lovely busybody that she is indeed            
Typing here, typing there            
She writes letters everywhere            
Call after call, another reply            
She does it nicely without no sigh            
             
"playing-p-playing"           (Manuela Scholz)
             
She does it really nicely...            
             
"for the ultimate clash – nein"            
             
...our lovely sweet Manu!            
             
"p-playing"           (Manuela Scholz)
             
Phoning and phoning, all of the day            
Phoning and phoning, with no delay            

 


 

As a bit of a bonus, here's the lyrics to the Bittner Mix, which was part of the "Life's a Bitch"-demo by "The Lost Boys". The mix was – obviously – made by Jochen Hippel and served to inspire the track on the "Give it a Try" CD. Unless indicated otherwise, everything was spoken by the one and only, the man, the myth, the legend, Michael Bittner. One of the most modest (and most quiet) guys at Thalion.

             
Bittner            
B-b-b-b-Bittner            
Michael Bittner            
B-b-b-b-Bittner            
My name is Bittner            
Ich glaube ich muss kotzen × 2            
Burping            
Und weil's so schön ist × 3            
Nochmal            
Burping            
Ich glaube ich muss kotzen            
Vomiting splashy sound           (from the first track of Mucky Pup's album "A Boy in a Man's World", "You Make me Sick")
Kein Fehler im Programm × 4            
B-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bugs × 2            
Bittner, Fressen, Pennen, buuurp            
Und weil's so schön ist            
Burp, burp            
Fressen, Pennen, Buurp            
Bittner, Michael b-b-Bittner            
B-b-Michael b-b-Bitt-burp            
B-b-Michael b-b-Bittner            
B-b-Michael b-b-Bitt-burp            
B-b-Michael b-b-Bittner            
Vomiting            
B-b-Michael b-b-Bitt-burp            
B-b-Michael b-b-Bittner            
B-b-Michael b-b-Bitt-burp            
B-b-Michael b-b-Bittner            
Vomiting splashy sound            
Sortof melody made of the beginning of the vomiting sounds            
My-my-my-my-my-my-my-my-name is..           (and the track cycles back to the beginning)

(Quelle & Richard Karsmakers)